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FUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURAAAAAAAAAANNNNNT

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So she has a boyfriend…I think…

Through my incredible knack for research, I found out she has a boyfriend. I was really disappointed at first, because things seemed to be progressing. Turns out she’s probably just nice. 

But then, I just got this surge of confidence because I realized something. I feel absolutely no pressure now.

If I don’t pull her, it’s totally fine because she has a fucking boyfriend (I think).

If I do, it’s a huge confidence boost. 

But I’m not pushing myself to make a move now. I get to play the long game, which it turns out I excel at.

zohbugg:

THEY MADE THE NACO YOU GUYS THEY FINALLY FUCKING DID IT

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appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

lifewithajetsetter:

queenelephnt:

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol 

Lmfao I’m done

lifewithajetsetter:

queenelephnt:

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lol 

Lmfao I’m done

  • I found out her name
  • The other day, she caught me looking at her and I looked down really quick. Then I smiled because of how silly the whole thing was.
  • She’s quiet. I like that.
  • It’s entirely possible she has a boyfriend or has no interest in me whatsoever. She might think I’m a fat dumb ugly loser, but if she does, she hasn’t shown it yet, and she laughs at all my little jokes so I’ll take that for what it is…whatever it is.

Put Visine inside my eyes so my Gradma would fucking hug me

Hello, Mr. Jones. I’m from Clean Makers. The regular girl couldn’t make it so I’m here.

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But seriously,

I’m pretty sure I peeped her peeping me peeping her.