Through my incredible knack for research, I found out she has a boyfriend. I was really disappointed at first, because things seemed to be progressing. Turns out she’s probably just nice.
But then, I just got this surge of confidence because I realized something. I feel absolutely no pressure now.
If I don’t pull her, it’s totally fine because she has a fucking boyfriend (I think).
If I do, it’s a huge confidence boost.
But I’m not pushing myself to make a move now. I get to play the long game, which it turns out I excel at.
HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES
Put Visine inside my eyes so my Gradma would fucking hug me
I’m pretty sure I peeped her peeping me peeping her.
I mean the side of her eye. We totally have this Jim and Pam thing going on that exists entirely in my head.
At work. I don’t know shit about her. All I know is she’s cute and I get nervous when I look at her. And today, I caught her looking at me (I think) out of the side of my eye.